Monday, December 20, 2004

Busy Mom Murders Mom-to-Be; Saves Fetus

Gosh...this busy Mom took time away from her two teenagers to murder another woman and steal her fetus. She's definitely important and worthy of worship. Why, we should give her a tax break or something for all her hard work...or at least some special parking.

Lisa Montgomery charged with kidnapping resulting in death

Why is it when Mom and fetus die, it's murder, but if only Mom dies, it's "kidnapping resulting in death"? What's up with that? Oh well. File this one under "At least the baybee is okay".